A bunch of random stuff

Kiefer Sutherland is awesome. He is not only Jack Bauer, but he's a party animal as well. I heard on 93X this morning that every time he goes out he gets so blasted that he invites everyone he meets over to his house for an a-bar. He got so friendly that he had to hire a staff member to make sure that he doesn't get too wild when he goes out. Wow. Also an earlier story had him in a UK hotel after a night of boozin' and he spotted an Xmas tree and said to an employee that it "had to go." He said he would pay for the damage and the employee gave him the okay. Kiefer proceeded to tackle the tree and comment, "This hotel fucking rocks!" I will fly to LA and find him for fun like this.

What to do this weekend... I have been meaning to go to Duluth for a weekend for a long time now as I have 23423090 friends there. Last time I was there was awesome as we went to some huge bar with a ton of people there and a dance floor. We'll just say it was a fun night, as some details aren't that vivid in my mind... So I'm thinking either this weekend or two weekends from now I'll head up there with my roommate who I do the go-back-to-college-to-party tour with. In the past few months we have hit Stout, St. Cloud, and Mankato. All three have been ridiculous. Especially St. Cloud for my roommate who somehow ended up in the hospital. That's all I know, and all he knows. We'll leave it at that. The nice thing about these trips is that once the weekend is over, we get to go back to a nice clean house. Some of the college housing we have left behind has not been pretty. I would HATE to have to live in that mess while going to class for the rest of the week. Yeah, it sucks that we leave behind such a mess, but hey, I've paid my dues, damn it. I've done plenty of my own after-party trash pickups. Madison would sooo be on this tour if it wasn't a four-hour drive. I'll have to take some days off in the future to go back but I've already taken a few off for Madison and Vegas, I can't slack too much.

When I get some money piled up, there's a few things I will buy. One, a bed. The little piece of shit I have now doesn't even fit me, and that's bad. I haven't decided between a king or a queen, but it will be big. Another thing on the list is a car with AC. I will NOT be driving to work in the summer sweating. Finally, a new laptop. The thing I have now I have to set on top of something so that air can flow underneath the damn thing so it stays cool enough to stay on. Yes, it gets so hot that it turns off if I don't do this. What a pain. The next one will have a nice wide screen. Yeeeahhh.

What's the deal with morons in the left lane? Seriously, if people are on your ass and/or passing you on the right, GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE.

The best movie villian in a comedic role easily goes to Shooter McGavin of Happy Gilmore. That guy spit soo many funny lines...

"Eeeverybody seems to be coming around. Well IIII'M NOT, DOUG. Just the other day, I saw two big fat naked bikers in the woods off 17, havin' SEX. How am supposed to CHIP, with that goin' on..."

"Trying to reach the green from here Shooter?"
"Thaat's not possible, sir."
"I beg to differ. Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago."
"Wellll moron good for Happy GilmooohhhMYGOD!"