You're on my shit list, buddy

Okay, I don't mean to sound like a stuck-up prick, but am I supposed to buy others drinks on MY birthday? He bought me a drink, and then asked repeatedly for his. What?

Then, he made fun of my hair and jokingly called me a faggot. He apologized right after and said just joking, but to me that's crossing the fuckin' line. Nobody fucks with the hair, and nobody calls me that, even jokingly.

You're on my shit list, buddy.