The best way to enjoy an oatmeal creme pie

You know, those Little Debbie treats?

1. Buy Oatmeal Creme Pies
2. Open box, take out one individually wrapped treat but don't open it
3. Smoosh and mash treat around thoroughly until creme and cookies are indistinguishable; should be a brown blob of uniform color and consistency
4. Shape blob into coarse rod shape, not too smooth
5. Take blob out of wrapper and put into open public place where it can be easily seen but won't get smushed, like in front of a pop machine or in a drinking fountain
6. Watch people freak out!

If you haven't guessed, Oatmeal Creme Pies make good fake poo :P

This post was created in response to MD's crazy post.