Sometimes I question my common sense

Food poisoned for over a day now, not cool. It's from leaving out my spaghetti pizza with italian sausage for a few hours before I put it in the fridge. I had some for lunch yesterday and ever since there have been abdominal cramps, sweating, itching, and just feeling like crap. This is not the first time I've had food poisoning... there is one instance that really sticks out...

It was sophomore year in college, it was a Thursday, and I got McDonald's breakfast, along with two apple pies for a buck. Each apple pie comes in its own little box, so I put one in my backpack for later that day. I didn't eat it Thursday. Or Friday. Saturday passed, then Sunday. Then Monday night I'm going through my backpack and I find the pie. It looked good, so I smelled it and examined it. It looked okay. So I ate it. STUPID. 20 minutes later I was in the bathroom and inhaling antacid. That has to be one of the most idiotic things I've ever done. Seriously, who eats a four and a half-day old apple pie from McDonald's that's been sitting in a backpack? Well morons do, making me a moron.

Stupid food poisoning.